By the time this wahala finish, person go need either therapist or sling ring to waka comot.
Strength & Power: Cosmic Slap vs. Brain Blow
Doctor Strange dey flex with cosmic demons before him brush teeth. E fit bend reality like suya man dey bend wire. Grandma disappear enter another dimension? Na normal Tuesday.
Professor X no dey raise hand,na your brain e go switch off like NEPA. This guy fit paralyze army while siddon for cushion chair.
Winner: Doctor Strange
Why? Xavier sabi mess with your head, true. But Strange dey rewrite the law of physics like say na assignment. Xavier dey pause mind,Strange dey pause universe.
Speed & Reflex: Abracadabra vs. Brain WiFi
Strange go don reach village come back before you finish “Dormammu.” Beam? Dodge am. Punch? Block am. Shield? Already up.
Xavier brain dey run on 5G, but him body still dey use GPRS.
Winner: Doctor Strange
Why? Xavier fit reason sharp, but Strange dey move sharp,with jazz. Na speed wey teleport enter three countries before Professor X finish one plan.
Combat Skill: Fireball vs. Philosophy
Strange go school wey resemble Hogwarts but na for people wey throw hands with demons.
Xavier na like psychic Batman wey never leave Batcave. Him sabi brainfight but physical? Hmm, pacifist by force.
Winner: Doctor Strange
Why? If fight really burst, Strange dey show workings. Xavier? Him best move na to beg make fight no start.
Durability & Stamina: Golden Shield vs. Wheelchair Wahala
Strange dey use shield wey resemble spaghetti made of destiny. Xavier dey use, hope and prayer.
Winner: Doctor Strange
Why? If blast enter ghen-ghen mode, only one person fit stand up (literally and magically).
Intelligence & Tactics: Two Genius, Different Brain Direction
Strange na like wizard wey sabi quantum physics. Xavier? War general mixed with therapist wey dey read people like JAMB past question.
Winner: Draw
Why? Na wizard brain vs. shrink brain. Different league, same mad IQ.
Gear & Special Skills: Cloak vs. Cerebro
Strange get cloak wey dey carry am waka, Eye of Agamotto, 99 spells plus backup toaster wey fit talk.
Xavier hold Cerebro, wey dey turn him brain to mind-Google.
Winner: Doctor Strange
Why? Xavier fit shoot mind bullet, but Strange dey drive magic tank,and e dey fly.
Battle Feats: Boss Fight vs. Principal Fight
Strange don square up with Dormammu, Thanos, Scarlet Witch,even evil version of himself.
Xavier? Jean Grey, Magneto, and some angry senators.
Winner: Doctor Strange
Why? Xavier dey deal with local champions. Strange dey fight galaxy nightmare.
Survival in Each Other’s World
Strange for X-Men Land:
Mutants go chop L. Strange go teach class, heal student, still meditate for hilltop.
Xavier for MCU:
If dem no carry am go S.H.I.E.L.D HQ, cosmic baddies go use am do mind barbecue.
Winner: Doctor Strange
Why? Strange fit blend enter anywhere. Xavier enter Strange world? Na trauma loading.
Weakness & Plot Twist Wahala
Strange fit get problem if him shield off,maybe sneeze or dey yarn too much monologue.
Xavier na glass cannon. If e no shut you down quick, e don dey enter ICU.
Winner: Professor X
Why? If Xavier catch Strange slacking, na brain slap straight to dreamland.
Prep Time: Magic Nerd vs. Psychic Sherlock
Strange: Don wear magical condom, tie all wards, load full jazz.
Xavier: Use Cerebro locate target, land psychic uppercut from long distance.
Winner: Situational
Why? If Xavier start first, maybe he go win. But once Strange suspect foul play? Game over for bald bossman.
Final Verdict: Magic dey win Brain, Most Times
For street fight without warning, Strange go clean am. More skill, more power, more survival rate.
But if you underrate Xavier, na so you go wake up inside coma for basement.
Winner: Doctor Strange
But respect Professor X,him brain be like nuke. Once e catch you off guard, na mental R.I.P.
Your Turn: Who You Dey Support?
Drop your answer, defend your champ.
Key Points
- Dr. Strange: Na the guy wey first dey do shakara doctor work, come turn master for juju wey fit scatter levels.
- Prof. X: Na him be the oga patapata for mind power for the world, wey get school for children wey get too much ginger.
- Strange: Him juju fit cover you like Abuja wall, throw enemy comot, and open sharp sharp road waka jeje (pass traffic like play).
- Xavier: Him fit enter your head like software, read your koko gist, make you waka like fowl, or just off your brain switch.
- Strange: Get agbada wey sabi sense and dey fly by itself, plus correct neck chain wey get power to shake ground.
- Xavier: Dey use big helmet wey sabi (Cerebro) wey make him mind power fit reach everywhere for this Nigeria, and the world.
- Strange: Him work na to dey fight things wey fit finish the world before you even wake up well. Small wahala.
- Xavier: Him body no too hard, e fit wound sharp sharp, even though him head get power.
- Strange: Most times, him juju need am to do shakara hand and talk strong strong words, like ritual.
- Xavier: If person head too strong or juju don block am, him mind power fit just bounce back.
Fun Facts
- For film, dem change Eye of Agamotto work o. E come be like fridge wey dem use keep the Time Stone, no be like wetin e dey do for comic pass.
- That Prof. X for Multiverse of Madness wey dress like old cartoon, him just show face small time before Wanda just off am sharp sharp. E pain mind readers.
- Strange Agbada wey dey fly no be normal cloth o. E get sense and dey follow Strange fight like him bodyguard wey sabi.
- Strange no even fight Dormammu. Him just use time loop dey repeat himself for front until the big spirit vex say “Abeg I accept! Comot for my face!”
- For Logan film, Prof. X power come dey misbehave because him don old and sick. E show say even mind strongman need rest.
- Strange get power to carry people go Mirror Dimension, wey be like fake world made with glass, where you fit arrange building anyhow you like.
- That Prof. X for Earth-838 wey think say him safe, Wanda no waste time. Na so Illuminati mind power section take close be that.
- Strange first learn juju because him hand spoil. See how wanting to fix your own problem fit make you come save everybody by mistake.
- Xavier School no be just for mutant children play o. Na also to make sure the children no use their power scatter the world for normal people.
- Dormammu voice wey dey fear person come from many actors voice mix, plus computer sound wey make am sound like god wey dey clear him throat.
- Strange shakara hand when him dey cast spell come from karate film moves and something dem call ‘finger-tutting’ for dance. Na hand dance save the world.
- Dem film scene where old Prof. X suppose show pass for Days of Future Past other future, but dem cut am. Maybe the film don full already.
- Even after juju heal Strange hand, small small scar still dey there. E be like the scar just wan remind am where him come from.
- For comic book, Professor X get some times wey him no good like film, him dey use mind power do some sketch things. Nobody holy pass.
- Strange fit comot from him body like spirit and still dey waka around and fight. If dem tie him body down, him spirit go just say “I’m out!”
