When Zombie Wahala Jam Mental Breakdown
Welcome to the horror showdown wey you no know say you need,Resident Evil (aka Zombie Slayer Wey Get Budget) vs Silent Hill (aka King of Mind Wahala and Fog Everywhere). Make we break am down with touch light and small gbas gbos.
Game World & Story
Resident Evil na like soap opera with zombies,evil companies, virus everywhere, and story twist wey fit make your brain do backflip.
Silent Hill be like therapy session,if na haunted town dey do the therapy and dey send guilt monsters come collect you.
Verdict: Silent Hill This one go touch your conscience and your dream.
Gameplay & Innovation
Resident Evil build survival horror from scratch, then say “abeg, make we turn am to action film.” (RE4 change the game like magic).
Silent Hill say “we go just use fog and creepy noise hold your soul hostage.” And e work o,pass expected.
Verdict: Resident Evil E don reinvent itself pass old musicians.
Accessibility
Resident Evil dey smooth like butter. Modern version sweet and easy to hold pad.
Silent Hill slow like NEPA bring light. But na the wahala dey make am sweet for some people.
Verdict: Resident Evil Easy to play, unless you like to waka for fog dey find key wey resemble heartbreak.
Visuals & Vibe
Resident Evil fine die,graphics clean, blood full ground, action everywhere.
Silent Hill no dey fine, but e dey disturb your spirit with fog, dirt, and nonsense wey dey look like dream.
Verdict: Silent Hill E no need fine, e get spiritual tension.
Soundtrack & Noise Wahala
RE: Good sound and soundtrack wey fit ginger fear.
SH: Akira Yamaoka na like witch for keyboard,e compose fear like say na love song.
Verdict: Silent Hill Your ear go dey cry but e go like am.
Fans & Street Cred
RE fans full everywhere. I swear person don mod Resident Evil enter toaster.
SH fans no plenty, but dem dey loyal die,like cult but dem get taste.
Verdict: Resident Evil Big name no dey lie, even if Umbrella Corp dey.
Money Matter & Value
RE dey give you complete game, plus DLC join, plus remake wey correct.
SH dey show once in a blue moon. When e drop, everybody dey shout “Finally!”
Verdict: Resident Evil Better value for your small zombie money.
Wetin Critics Talk & How Long E Don Last
RE: From 1996 till now, e still dey make sense.
SH: SH2 na peak. After that, e ghost everybody like ex wey collect transport fare.
Verdict: Resident Evil Consistency na the real horror hero.
Wetin Dem Influence
RE: RE4 change how third-person game dey play. Everybody copy am.
SH: Influence pass game,enter film, enter art, enter your dream sef.
Verdict: Resident Evil Gameplay-wise, na dem be godfather.
Story Flow & How E Dey Move
RE: Action! Boom boom! Kick zombie like say na football.
SH: Slow jam horror. E no rush, e just dey press your mental reset button.
Verdict: Silent Hill Pacing dey spiritual.
Real Life Tori (Movies, Events, Merch)
RE: Films full, shows full, merch full,even your cousin get RE bag.
SH: E try small. Some comics, some films. But the film, hmmm, no talk am loud.
Verdict: Resident Evil Na horror wey open shop worldwide.
Final Verdict Boss Fight
Resident Evil win by small bite (catch the pun). E still dey hot, still dey fear people, still dey collect awards.
But Silent Hill na that voice for your head wey go tell you:
“The real ghost dey inside you, bro.”
Resident Evil na blockbuster horror.
Silent Hill na horror poem wey dey whisper for your soul.
Choose your nightmare.
Key Points
- Wahala Style: RE na action wey get zombie and science gone wrong. SH na fear wey enter your head, like you dey craze small.
- Bad People: RE get big company wey dey do bad things and monsters wey government do. SH get jaguda wey look like wetin you feel bad about inside your mind.
- Fighting Style: RE tell you “shoot am till e die!” SH make you feel weak like fowl (and maybe tell you “run!”).
- Story Gist: RE na long drama about secret plans and sickness wey scatter everywhere. SH na like when you go see therapist, but the therapist na town wey sabi all your secrets.
- Game Way: RE na im start dis kind game, then change am come be like film you dey shoot (RE4 don scatter ground). SH na im perfect how to use sound and mist make fear catch you well well.
- Feeling: RE na sudden fear wey make you jump! SH na fear wey just dey grip you small small, like somebody dey watch you.
- Music Boss: RE get good music sha. SH get Baba Akira Yamaoka, na im be the king wey sabi make music wey sound like your soul dey cry for corner.
- Dey Come Out?: RE sabi release game regular, like NEPA bill. SH dey show face once once, like person wey travel no call back.
- Teach Other Games: RE teach other games how to aim correct correct. SH teach other games how to make players uncomfortable for inside their spirit.
- Wey You See Am?: RE na like big cinema movie. SH na like deep film wey make you think pass necessary.
Fun Facts
- Dem wan make Resident Evil first be ghost story. Imagine sey we just dey fight agbako instead of zombie? E no go dirty like dis.
- Early Resident Evil people wey talk for the game get voice like cartoon. Tori olorun, “Jill, sandwich!” no fit die!
- Silent Hill mist wey full everywhere no just be for fine art o; na because old console no fit show far. Na smart way to hide im shakara!
- Dem get one monster dem no use for Silent Hill 1. Na big, ugly baby. Like sey normal babies no dey do anyhow reach?
- Resident Evil 4 change face like chameleon tire! One time, Leon just dey fight ghost with special hand. Go search “Resident Evil 4 Hook Man” if you think say I dey lie.
- Silent Hill 2 Pyramid Head na basically wetin James Sunderland feel guilty about wey carry body. Yes, dem wey make the game talk am! Your guilt fit waka come meet you!
- Dem wan make the big moth boss for Resident Evil 1 first be giant spider. Maybe dem sha know sey spider matter don plenty pass enough for this world.
- Where you save game for Silent Hill fit be sign of life or hope. Or maybe na just chair wey comfortable small for inside nightmare.
- Resident Evil 0 for N64 suppose use extra memory pack. I guess na to remember all Rebecca different different clothes collection.
- The dogs wey jump through window for Resident Evil 1 na one of the most famous things wey make people jump for game. I sure sey somebody pour tea for body testing am.
- Silent Hill 4: The Room first no be Silent Hill game at all! Na just game wey dem later add fog and call am Silent Hill. No wonder the game get k-leg.
- For Resident Evil 2, if you check Wesker table for police station like 50 times, you go see picture of Rebecca for basketball kit. Abeg no ask me why. Na Capcom get their style.
- The nurses for Silent Hill get something to do with sex and pain. Dem dey waka like dat because Silent Hill fit scatter everything, even how person suppose waka.
- The “Tofu Survivor” mode for Resident Evil 2, where you dey play as big block of tofu, na real joke wey dem just add after testing game. And e make sense die!
- Akira Yamaoka fit use anything make music. Dat sound like metal banging? E fit just be im wey dey hit pipe for studio. Na im style be dat!
