Two anime wey fans dey craze for.
One na bored superhero wey dey clear enemies with one punch wey fit give black hole low self-esteem.
The other na shy psychic wey anytime him emotions burst, e be like hurricane jam earthquake.
Make we break am down,not punch by punch (Saitama go finish that one in one second), but stat by stat, with full drama.
Raw Power Planet Shaker vs. City Quaker
Saitama: One day, baba punch breeze so tey e clear sky for the whole Earth,like say e dey do laundry for cloud. Planet-busting attack? Na like mosquito slap to am. Even Garou wey dey bend space, only make Saitama bone small.
Mob: Once this guy reach 100%, e be like psychic nuclear bomb. E go dey lift building like say na LEGO, and e dey slam people enter ground like dem be pest. Once e reach that ???% level, e be like confused god dey get panic attack,plenty power, but zero control.
Edge: Saitama
Why? Mob dey move city, e shock. But once Saitama sneeze, continent dey call emergency meeting.
Speed & Reaction Time Light-Speed Loner vs. Flying Fidget
Saitama: Baba dey dodge light beam like mosquito, and e jump from moon land for Earth in seconds,with serious face and correct landing. If your eye no fit even catch person movement, just give am the medal.
Mob: With telekinesis boost, e dey zoom waka like small jet. E fit dodge, e get small reflex,inside him own level sha. But to dodge person wey don win before you even think? E hard.
Edge: Saitama
Why? Before Mob go say “wait make I plan,” Saitama don go house, baff, and cook indomie.
Technique & Combat Skill One Trick Man vs. Psychic Swiss Army Knife
Saitama: No technique, no tactics,just pure raw power. Him version of “fight” na to stand dey look you until you injure yourself.
Mob: E get barrier, telekinesis, spirit sense, energy blast, soul trap,you mention am, e sabi am. E fight like person wey Professor X raise and Goku dey warn every night.
Edge: Mob
Why? Saitama fit end fight quick, but Mob get full toolbox,and e don read the manual two times, cry join.
Durability & Endurance Indestructible Egg vs. Fragile Psychic Shell
Saitama: This guy don chop planet-wiper punch like say na breeze. If Chuck Norris be god wey tire, na still no reach Saitama. Damage no dey exist for him dictionary.
Mob: If shield no dey, na normal teenager wey carry plenty emotion. With shield, e fit hold major blast,but wear am down small, e go begin shake. And that ???%? Powerful but unstable. Like Jollof rice wey dey burn,still sweet, but risky.
Hax & Broken Abilities Punch Jesus vs. Psychic Pandora’s Box
Saitama: Him only hax na say e exist. All those weird powers? Dem bounce off like rubber ball. Mind control? Go ask Tatsumaki wetin e try do.
Mob: Telepathy, emotion read, spirit gist, memory link, soul bending, ghost slap,na like say dem use dartboard pick him powers.
Edge: Mob
Why? E get powers wey fit make ghost cry and demon beg for second chance. E no go work for Saitama,but still mad package.
Transformation & Scaling Flatline Power God vs. Emotional Supernova
Saitama: E no dey transform,because wetin be the point? Na cheat code wey waka enter anime.
Mob: Every emotion level na new power. 100% Mob dey mad. ???% Mob? Just tell anime council say make dem evacuate Japan.
Edge: Mob
Why? E dey grow and change based on emotion. Saitama no dey change,but e be infinite constant.
Environment & Adaptability Collateral King vs. Psychic Architect
Saitama: Environment? Na wetin e dey destroy by mistake.
Mob: E bend building, control debris, float like say na spiritual ballerina. E dey use battlefield like say na him design the level.
Edge: Mob
Why? Battlefield na Mob playground. For Saitama, na drywall.
Mental Fortitude & Plot Armor Unbothered Baldy vs. Feelsplosion Kid
Saitama: E no dey shake. Him worst enemy na boredom and when sales for supermarket don finish.
Mob: E get plenty feeling. E strong, but human. E dey layered,like onion, but with psychic bomb inside.
Edge: Saitama
Why? Mob fit cry for middle of fight. Saitama just dey wonder whether na rice or noodles tonight.
Strategy & Narrative Control Force of Nature vs. Coming-of-Age Cannonball
Saitama: Strategy? “Be stronger.” E work die. Story sef dey fear adjust when e show.
Mob: E dey learn, e dey grow, e get actual character arc. But him world still get danger.
Edge: Saitama
Why? Saitama na tone-setter. Once e land, story go dey end quick. Mob own still dey build tension.
Bonus: Prep Time
Saitama: Prep ke? Baba fit win while e dey brush teeth.
Mob: E fit meditate, practice control, maybe carry therapist come corner. Still useful.
Edge: Mob
Why? E need prep, and e benefit. Saitama na walking auto-ready mode.
Cross-Verses
Saitama enter Mob world: Endgame just waka enter. Ghost? Punch. Esper? Flat. Dimple? Deleted before e talk one word.
Mob enter Saitama world: E go be S-Class Esper,respected, but once e meet Caped Baldy, na respect and fear mix.
Edge: Saitama
Why? Mob world get emotional depth. Saitama world na physical madness.
FINAL VERDICT: Who Wins?
Winner: SAITAMA
Mob get range, emotion, and swag. But Saitama? Saitama na one-liner with planet-ending punch. No matter how Mob increase %, e no go ever match Saitama’s “infinite nonsense strength.”
Fan Verdict: Who Win for Your Mind?
Mob: The soft boy wey carry world for mind.
Saitama: The bald guy wey carry world for fist.
Pick your fighter,Na cry you dey chase or clap-back punch?
Key Points
- Power Level: Saitama dey break world like say na chin-chin; Mob dey break city like e dey pack load. But hin ???% fit scatter everything comot road if e vex reach final level.
- Defense Game: Saitama body na steel wey no send! Bullets, missiles, even wetin suppose scatter planet, e no feel am. Mob dey use juju shield, e strong well well, but e get limit, no be like Saitama body wey no send anything.
- Speed: Saitama dey run pass tomorrow! Like say e press skip button for inside film. You no fit see am when e pass. Mob dey zoom around with hin juju sharp sharp, like super drone, but e no fit catch Saitama wey don reach destination already.
- Special Skills (Hax): Mob get juju toolbox full of everyting! Dey use mind carry car, dey see ghost, dey draw power from people. Saitama main skill na just “gbosa!” wey dey cancel everyting. But how e go do if Mob send ghost come after am? Na small gbege be that!
- How Power Dey Grow: Mob power dey follow hin mood; if e happy or vex, meter dey rush go 100%! Saitama own just dey full tank 24/7, e no dey increase, e just dey there, gidigba forever.
- Fight Style: Mob na like juju architect, dey arrange the place dem dey fight with hin mind. Saitama na like bull wey enter china shop, e no arrange, e just scatter!
- Head Quarter (Mindset): Saitama head dey calm like Sunday morning because wetin go fit worry am? E no get time for stress! Mob emotion na hin power fuel, so hin head fit hot anytime, wey fit make am super strong or just boil over.
- Plan Game: Nobody sabi plan wella. Saitama plan na “Koboko am!” Mob plan na “Make I no use power, chineke, power don show!” Saitama just better for ending the story quick when hin show face.
- Soft Spot (Weaknesses): Saitama biggest soft spot na market day e miss. Serious matter! Mob soft spot na atarodo (bell pepper) and maybe overthinking. Saitama boredom na hin palava, no be something Mob fit use fight am.
- Impact for Their World: Saitama enter Mob world? Na like bring nuclear bomb go fight with slipper. Mob for Saitama world? E go be correct S-Class hero, but e still fit comot for road for the real heavyweights, even though hin ???% fit do some kain craze tinz.
Fun Facts
- ONE, the guy wey create both of them, first draw One Punch Man webcomic just because e wan practice hin drawing hand wey no too strong that time. See levels now!
- Saitama name no get deep meaning; e just from where ONE dey stay. Imagine calling Captain America “Ohio Man”!
- Dem say Saitama bald head na wetin make am get all that power. So if you wan strong, maybe shave your hair comot? Just maybe!
- Hin famous training wey be like pikin play (100 push-up, sit-up, squat, run 10k) na pure cruise. Nobody understand how e take give am that kind power. Na magic!
- Mob real name, Shigeo Kageyama, get word inside wey sound like “psycho”. And “Mob” mean “background person”. Na destiny for am to be an underdog wey go shock everybody!
- ONE decide to draw Mob Psycho because e don tire for punching, e wan see how mind power dey work for story. Variety na the spice of life!
- Believe am or not, Mob wey get all that juju power no fit see ghost initially! E must wait for Reigen to tell am say ghost dey there. LMAO!
- Reigen, the guy wey dey use salt and Photoshop do miracle, popular pass Mob wey get real power for Japan! Na levels of scamming be that!
- Those kain shaky-wavy juju effects for Mob Psycho anime, dem say animators draw am by hand, one by one! See stress! Na him make dem clear well well!
- Forget monster, Saitama true skill na finding discount for market. You wan see wahala? Let am miss buy one get one free!
- Dimple, the spirit wey suppose dey scare person, choose hin name just because e like how “dimple” sound. Na small small enjoyment!
- King “King Engine” wey people think say na power, na just hin heart beating gidigba because e dey fear. Fear fear pass power sometimes!
- Mob worst enemy no be evil spirit or bad esper. Na bell peppers (atarodo). Small thing fit scare big man!
- Dat “limiter” wey Saitama break mean say e pass human level. So theoretically, you too fit be like am if you train pass sense and lose your hair!
- Both of them just want normal life. One wan normal fight, one wan normal no-power life. But destiny say no! E hard like this sometimes!
