Ah yes, the crossover wey nobody ask for but everybody dey secretly pray make e happen: one na grizzled war baddie wey tie bandana, the other na bald guy wey fit kill you and still collect tip. If you ever wan see mix of Metal Gear Solid wahala and Hitman silent madness with small IKEA-level kill tools, na this fight be am.
Today na Solid Snake, the walking Cold War wahala wey sabi crawl enter anywhere, versus Agent 47, the most suspect bald guy wey still dey pass as sushi chef. We go judge all version,polygon, photorealistic, even the one wey look like PS1 carton.
Make we break this stealth showdown:
Lore Power Level
Snake dey fight ninja wey be robot, nuclear mech, psychic mad men, and even clone of himself. Guy don near fight Greek gods remain.
47? Dem build am like correct human terminator. Him don wipe private army, kill oga with golf ball and chandelier. But no Metal Gear for him record.
Edge: Solid Snake
Why: 47 na perfect killer. But Snake dey kill perfect killers plus robot wey carry nuclear head. If your enemy na walking Gundam and you still win, my guy you too dey.
Speed & Reaction Time
Snake dey dodge bullet for cutscene like say na Matrix side hustle. Guy dey fight people wey bullet dey bounce for wall.
47 fast die,just blink and your throat don vanish,but e still normal human fast.
Edge: Solid Snake
Why: That Ocelot bullet-dodge alone don upgrade Snake. Na stealth Jedi with cigar addiction.
Durability, Regen & Healing
Snake don chop torture, radiation, stab, even nuke, and still dey drop quote about war. Na ration him dey use heal like Pringles.
47 sabi tank shot but once e bad pass, e dey reload.
Edge: Solid Snake
Why: Snake na warzone cockroach wey no dey die. You fit burn everywhere,e go still crawl out with one eye and insult.
Arsenal & Abilities
Snake get everything: NV goggles, rocket launcher, bomb, CQC (Close Quarters Cuddling? Nah, na brutal wrestling).
47 get rubber duck bomb, banana peel, disguise wey fit turn am to jazz drummer 5 mins after e kill bouncer.
Edge: Draw
Why: Snake go win for face-to-face gbege. But 47 go kill you with toy car inside children’s party. Different madness, same result.
Narrative Control & Plot Wahala
Snake na the storyline itself. If e cough, world dey shake.
47 dey kill CEOs and president, but if e kpai, ICA go just print another barcode killer.
Edge: Solid Snake
Why: Snake no dey inside story,na him be the story. If e die, na global wahala.
Player Influence vs AI Brains
Both need correct gamer to shine. But even when Snake be AI (Smash Bros or cutscene), guy still sabi.
47 AI sometimes dey waka enter wall or dey stand beside dead body like statue.
Edge: Solid Snake
Why: Snake AI fit fight boss. 47 AI? Omo, sometimes e no even sabi where e dey.
Environmental Control & Map Usage
Snake dey use shadow, box, silence.
47 fit use hotel buffet kill person. Guy no dey hide for shadow,e become the bartender.
Edge: Agent 47
Why: Guy dey weaponize routine. Na who go poison you during yoga class. Fear catch me sef.
Mentality, Plot Armor & Game Logic
Both dey wear plot armor pass iron man. Snake no fit die unless Kojima say make e die.
47 dey “retire” every few years but always return. Like expired biscuit wey still dey sweet.
Edge: Draw
Why: Plot armor wey fit block meteor. Nobody dey go anywhere unless script writer talk.
Strategy, Brain Work & AI Behavior
Snake dey change strategy mid-fight,sniper now, punch you next.
47 na planner. E go use curtain, soap and mango create death trap.
Edge: Solid Snake
Why: If fight break out, Snake dey improvise. 47 go just pray say e plan dey. Snake dey ready. 47 dey hope.
Map Advantage & Environment Fit
Warzone? Bush? Open field? Snake na king.
Big mansion with crowd? 47 go poison wine, impersonate chef and give motivational speech before killing.
Edge: Agent 47
Why: If civilian full ground, 47 dey run silent genocide with clipboard and fake ID.
Final Verdict: Who Don Collect?
If dem drop two of them for white room with only one pistol?
Snake go win,no long talk.
But if na Dubai hotel with guests, buffet and chandelier?
47 go hang Snake from ceiling fan, blame am on bouncer, and enter Uber before police come.
Winner: Agent 47 (If E Get Setup)
Summary:
- Snake be beast for direct gbege, war and survival.
- 47 na ghost wey dey turn environment to coffin.
- If na shootout: Snake go spray everybody.
- If na stealth plus options: 47 go delete you and clean the scene.
Final Thought
This no be brawn vs brain. This na action movie chaos vs clinical kill sharpness.
Snake go burst door, fight mech, and shout “Metal Gear!?”
47 don plant the bomb since yesterday, kill janitor, collect disguise and chill for airport.
Who go win? E depend on where e happen.
But once jazz dey play and rat poison dey smell, run o. You don enter 47 kill list already.
Key Points
- Who Sabi Fight Pass?: Snake dey fight pipu wey get power like super hero and big big robot; 47 just dey kill pesin wey get security kampe (and sometimes e fit fall if banana peel dey ground).
- How Dem Take Come?: Snake na clone wey dem make from ogbonge soja wey im moustache get fan club; 47 na clone wey science just make perfect (and dem all resemble, wey be like say e bore).
- How Dem Dey Hide?: Snake dey hide inside tin (like im comfort box wey get power); 47 dey hide like anoda pesin (but if you look well, you go see im barcode, lol).
- Wetin Dem Sabi Do For Fight?: Snake go beat you ground like say tomorrow no dey with im hand and gun; 47 like am say you just faint or something wey make you fall yawa.
- Body Power: Snake fit survive if dem microwave am; 47 go suspect you if you just look im face for too long.
- How Dem Dey Ginger?: Snake fit ginger up to fight frog wey get power and pesin wey be like vampire; 47 fit ginger to wear pink bird cloth and make you believe am.
- Wetin Dey Their Hand?: Snake get ogbonge army tools and spy tin; 47 get pistol wey no make noise and anything wey dey ground na weapon for am.
- Dem Story For Game: Snake na im make palava start for di whole world; 47 na just di guy wey dem send make e go clean up di mess wey pesin make (clean up wey hard for dat pesin to wake up from).
- Their Yanga Way To Hide: Snake get di best Box House for game world; 47 get cloth collection wey pass Lagos fashion week.
- How Dem Dey Kpai Pesin: Snake go break your neck with respect; 47 go make am be like say na rubber duck make you kpai.
Fun Facts
- Dem bin wan kill Solid Snake commot for game finish, but maybe im box beg dem.
- Agent 47 im barcode number na like im company ID card, show say even ogbonge assassin get office matter.
- Snake wey old for MGS4 be like how our body dey pain us after we play game too much.
- Dem see Agent 47 face for film, maybe di actor no sabi say 47 dey watch am sha.
- Solid Snake too good, dem invite am go fight with pipu wey sabi jump and hit things for game like Smash Bros.
- Di “Silent Assassin” style wey mean say you kill pesin jejely, no bin dey for di first game, maybe pipu bin just dey do commando style first.
- Snake phone ringtone na just di game name “MGS” for special code, e show say e no get time for shere.
- Agent 47 bin dey fear water for some games, show say nobody perfect, even if dem arrange your body for lab.
- Di pesin wey dey talk for Solid Snake voice, na im write big film about super hero too, show say im mouth get power pass im hand.
- Di first pipu wey Agent 47 kill for game name like seven bad bad tins wey pesin fit do, maybe 47 na cleaner for spirit matter.
- Snake bin dey smoke one strong cigarette before, wey be funny for pesin wey need fine breath to hide.
- Dem dey sew Agent 47 cloth for am specially, because you no fit look like perfect killer with cloth wey you buy for market.
- Di sound wey Solid Snake phone dey make wen enemy see am, na small animal like rat dey shout, wey make am funny pass wetin e suppose be.
- Dem bin think say dem go fit play Hitman two pipu, but maybe palava go dey who go wear di funny cloth first.
- Solid Snake and 47 get di same voice for Japan, meaning sometimes Snake just dey use 47 voice order food for phone.
