Movie Edition
Forget the comics for now, abeg. This one na strictly movie and TV show matter. Sorry to all the comic book gurus, una go sit this one out. This na about camera drama, slow motion scenes wey fit chill cold water, and plot holes wey person fit fall enter like pit.
Meet The Runners
The Flash aka Barry Allen Na DC’s golden boy. The guy dey jog inside time like say na small marathon. DCEU Flash dey rewind time just because him dey late. The Arrowverse Flash? That one dey bend reality like akara.
Quicksilver aka Pietro/ Peter Maximoff Marvel’s own speedster. One version from Fox dey pause the whole world like say na music video. The MCU Quicksilver? He run fast, yes, but him no remember say bullet dey kill person. Omo, na RIP straight.
Oya, lace your boots race don start.
Strength and Power
Who punch like thunder and who punch like mosquito?
Winner: The Flash
Flash no dey joke. E no just dey run e dey weaponize speed like demolition machine. Him once use speed jam Superman into headache. Quicksilver fit do neat runs, but e no fit shake ground like Flash.
Speed and Reflexes
Who dey really fly for road?
Winner: The Flash
Quicksilver give us mad slo-mo rescue scenes e be like say everybody freeze except am. But Flash dey run pass logic. E go dodge death, fly pass lightning, and still arrive early. Even time dey fear am.
Combat Skill
Who sabi fight wella?
Winner: Quicksilver
Flash dey sometimes fight like apprentice speedster. Quicksilver dey arrange beatdown like choreography. E go beat you, rewind am, then beat you again just for fun.
Durability and Stamina
Who dey survive like goat for Nollywood movie?
Winner: The Flash
Flash dey chop explosions, car crashes, even emotional CW speeches still dey alive. Quicksilver catch bullet one time, lights out. Na who strong pass you go know.
Intelligence and Tactics
Who get better sense under pressure?
Winner: The Flash
Barry na science guy wey mix brain with lightning. Give am chalk and blackboard, e go draw time travel formula wey only am understand. Quicksilver? E dey mostly vibe through life.
Gear and Special Abilities
Who get mad tricks?
Winner: The Flash
Flash fit pass through wall, throw thunder, clone himself, enter another timeline all before breakfast. Quicksilver just dey run with style.
Battle Feats
Who don fight pass?
Winner: The Flash
Flash don battle time ghosts, evil versions of himself, and multiverse wahala. Quicksilver? E sabi rescue people with style, but 1v1 fight no really dey for him CV.
Universe Swapping Survival
Who go last pass for the other person universe?
Winner: The Flash
Flash fit survive anywhere multiverse na like bus stop for am. Quicksilver go dey flex small-small until Reverse Flash land and wipe smile commot hin face.
Weaknesses and Plot Holes
Who be plot hole champion?
Winner: Quicksilver
Flash get issues with Speed Force and emotional baggage. But Quicksilver? Na the king of thin plot armor. Bullet show face, e exit stage sharp-sharp.
Prep Time Shenanigans
If dem give dem time to prepare nko?
Flash go likely create time loop to stop Quicksilver before e open eye. Quicksilver go use 80s jam dey set trap dey laugh. Flash dey creative. Quicksilver dey stylish.
If Dem Swap Worlds
Flash go survive Marvel with ease unless Magneto vex. Quicksilver go dey chill for DC until somebody like Thawne come find am trouble.
Final Verdict Who Win?
Winner: The Flash
Quicksilver dey look fly when e dey run, but Flash dey bend reality like say na spaghetti. E go make time cry, physics confuse, and villains regret their career choice.
Summary
Quicksilver na boss for slo-mo swag, but Flash na the god of speed. Flash get more powers than remote control wey get too many buttons.
Your Turn
You feel say Quicksilver deserve better? Or Flash na the real king? Drop your hot take, argue with style but abeg, no time travel cheat inside comment section o!
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Comic Version
Now we dey enter the land of comics. No slowpoke movie version here. This na pure speed god battle. MCU Quicksilver no even fit dodge bullet, so no try sneak am in here.
The Runners for This Wahala Race
Wally West aka The Flash Na DC’s own lightning-made-man. Speed Force na him battery cheat code from heaven.
Quicksilver aka Pietro Maximoff Marvel’s sharp mouth blur. E dey fast, but Wally na problem.
Strength & Power
Edge: Wally West
Pietro dey gym with mutant genes. Wally dey punch like collapsing planet. That “Infinite Mass Punch” wey him get fit turn Hulk to scrambled egg.
Speed & Reflexes
Edge: Wally West
This one na total wipeout. Wally once run pass the end of time. Pietro dey run Mach 10. Cute. But na like person wey dey chase Bugatti with roller skate.
Combat Skill
Edge: Wally West
Pietro sabi fight, yes. But Wally dey deliver 1,000 hits before you even say “ouch.” Him go steal your speed, then show you the replay of your disgrace.
Durability & Stamina
Edge: Wally West
Pietro fit take slap. Wally dey survive universal meltdown. E dey heal fast, run forever, and carry Speed Force shield like bulletproof.
Intelligence & Tactics
Edge: Wally West
Wally dey reason before your brain even boot. Pietro dey act first, think later. Wally dey calculate strategy in picoseconds while you still dey Google “how to fight speedster.”
Gear & Special Abilities
Edge: Wally West
Pietro get fast legs. Wally dey carry entire timeline for pocket. From phase pass wall to energy construct to creating new dimension Wally be like living cheat code.
Battle Feats
Edge: Wally West
Pietro don fight Thor and co. Nice. But Wally don save multiverse, slap death, and scare time manipulators into depression.
Adaptability & Survival
Edge: Wally West
Wally dey jog inside space, hide for other dimensions, and dey walk through danger like say physics no concern am.
Weaknesses & Plot Holes
Edge: Quicksilver
Small W for Pietro. Wally get mood swings sometimes. Speed Force go on strike if Barry or Wally dey emo. Pietro’s powers dey more stable, if e no jam bullets again.
Prep Time Showdown
Wally dey build time-bending gadget. Pietro go run recon and talk trash. But the scale different Wally dey redesign reality, Pietro just dey mark location.
If Them Swap Universe
Wally enter Marvel? Na dem go crown am speed god. Pietro enter DC? E still go fast, but dem go humble am small dem speedsters no dey play.
Final Verdict
Winner: Wally West
This no be race. Na therapy session for Quicksilver. Wally dey bend space and time like ATM card. Pietro sharp, no doubt. But Wally na pure comic madness.
Summary
Pietro get speed, attitude, and one-liners. But Wally na cosmic blur. If dem fight, Pietro go blink and the fight go don end since with Wally dey chill for one alternate reality where fight no even happen.
Now Na Your Turn
Who go win for your mind? Team Flash or Team Fast-but-Frustrated? Drop your votes and hot takes, because this matter no go slow down anytime soon.
Key Points
- Him connect to Speed Force, like the universe fast-fast network, e strong pass your village MTN sha.
- E fit run pass light, pass time, and pass your popsy wey dey rush go watch match.
- Him sabi shake body pass wall, wetin concern am with door abi queue? Nothing!
- E dey travel go yesterday, tomorrow, and different different worlds. E fit even go see dinosaurs, who know?
- Him fit dash person “Infinite Mass Punch”, na punch wey get power like star o! No be small thing.
- Him dey chop like mad, him belle no get limit. All the food for your street, na snack for am.
- Him dey see everything slow slow, like you dey watch film wey hang for TV. World dey dull for him eye.
- E fit thief speed from other people, comot like express, leave dem like tortoise.
- As him dey run, lightning dey follow am. Na him get the real VVIP entrance everywhere.
- Na legacy hero, meaning him get levels wey him hand over give anoda person wey get sense and fast leg too.
Fun Facts
- Dem talk say Speed Force get him own mind sometimes. Like the network fit vex for you if you no pay subscription? Maybe!
- Dem no dey old fast when dem connect to Speed Force. Na the real fountain of youth be dat, forget all dose creams wey dem dey advertise.
- Dem yan say Barry Allen na him ginger the modern Speed Force level, even if some ancestors bin dey wire am small small before.
- Dem fit thief the energy wey dey make car move, make car stand like mannequin just by touching am. Try am with your neighbour car na.
- Wally West come sabi do shakara wey pass. Him fit use speed make copies of himself. Imagine say you fit send your copy go office!
- Flash fit use speed make sick person quick well. The fastest doctor for street! But make him no rush carry you go wrong place sha.
- Running for air? Na mostly packaging, e dey use wind abi small speed magic hold ground. Still clean sha!
- Him suit dey inside small ring. Just press button, whoosh! Outfit ready. Iron man get competition.
- Speedsters fit see small small sense of wetin don happen or wetin wan happen inside Speed Force. Like future gist before e happen.
- Get bad Speed Force too, full of vex and bad belle. Na that our guy, Thawne, na him get am well well.
- If him shake body fast, you no fit see am again. Perfect for hide and seek champion.
- Him fit shake him body different way, come make things explode. See why dem say play no good?
- Wally West run race with Death himsef and win! Turns out, Death leg no too strong for running.
- Him fit read all the books for library for just one minute. But recalling am later? E get as e be.
- Speed Force dey cover am so him body no go burn like matchstick as him dey run fast. Safety first!
- Wally pikin dem inherit speed too. Their family outing go be like teleportation parade.
- If he run round and round fast, tornado go form. E fit clear road sharp sharp.
- Barry use him fast eye look crime scene, e don see everything finish for 0.000001 seconds. Detective college no do reach like this.
- No be all speedsters for DC sabi Speed Force o. Some just get power from other place. Different strokes for different folks.
- Him fit dash speed to person or something. Like give your Okada man extra turbo boost! But make him no crash sha.
