Titanic vs. Avatar: The Ultimate James Cameron Cinematic Deathmatch

Box Office Blow!

Make we start where dem both scatter ground,box office. Titanic hold the champion belt for over 10 years until Avatar fly enter like big blue smurf wey dey ride dragon. Dem two don dey drag top spot back and forth with re-release galore, but Avatar still dey front,thanks to 3D price wey high like NEPA bill. But if you adjust for inflation? Titanic go show am say iceberg no dey smile.

Tear-Jerker Wahala

Titanic make even hard guy dey cry like say onions cut inside popcorn. The love of Jack and Rose na emotional ambush. Avatar try small,talk about love, land, and tree-hugging wahala,but e no enter heart reach ship wey break into two as “My Heart Will Go On” dey play like background sorrow.

Cultural Vibes

Even person wey never watch Titanic fit shout “I’m the king of the world!” or “Never let go!” But Avatar? You fit only remember say dem na “blue people.” Still, no carry am play,Avatar change how we dey watch film, na the reason all those 3D glasses dey choke cinema now. E no loud, but e dey move things silently.

If na who fit break heart and enter pop culture like electricity? Titanic na your guy.
But if na who dey build world like say na God 2.0, with future and tech wey no get part two? Avatar go win with style.

Overall Champion: Avatar (by small tail-whip)

But make we talk true,if James Cameron dey fight James Cameron, na we the audience dey win pass!

Key Points

• Where Dem Set Am: Titanic siddon for cold Atlantic water since 1912; Avatar just sharp enter Pandora, one kain fine world wey no dey this earth, for 2154. Different level!
• True Gist vs. Just Story: Titanic follow wetin happen for real, sad tori; Avatar na just pure kain-kain tori wey Cameron just imagine for hin head. Nothing like true life palava!
• Money Fight: Both films carry beta money scatter records,Titanic na hin first see $1 billion, but Avatar still dey bobo as the film wey make the most money ever (dem no even add join yet). Chai! Money good sha!
• Feelings vs. Fine Eyes: Titanic focus on love tori and make you feel am inside; Avatar just blind your eye with fine fine pictures and the world dem build wey make you feel like you dey there. You want cry or you want see wonders?
• Award Palava: Titanic carry 11 Oscars go house, even the main Best Picture own; Avatar only win 3 small small technical awards but no fit carry the beta crown. E choke Avatar small there o!
• Tech Gbedu: Titanic mix small small things dem build with computer work; Avatar just come change the whole tin with motion capture and 3D wey you fit touch with your eyes. Tech boys too much!
• Cameron, Mr. Shakara: Oga Cameron no send! Him dive go inside the real Titanic wey sink to see wetin happen, and even go invent new new camera just for Pandora. Proper ginger!
• Actor Face vs. World Face: Titanic carry Leo and Kate throway for top like superstars; na Avatar world hin make famous pass the actors wey dey inside. Who film raise pass?
• One Time Show vs. Serial: Titanic just stand alone as beta film wey just show once; but Avatar dey build hin own film kingdom, more go still come! Dem no wan stop!
• Love Palava & Losing Something: Titanic na love tori wey just tear eye; Avatar come dey talk about losing things through war, when nature just go like that, and oyinbo people just come take over land. Different kind of sorrow!
  Na so dem dey! Cameron scatter everywhere with these two movies!

Fun Facts

• Jack Sketch Palava: Those fine fine sketches wey Jack draw? Na Oga James Cameron hin hand work o, no be Leo DiCaprio draw am! Director get scope!
• Cold Kata: The water wey dem use for Titanic film scene dem, my guy, e cold pass ice block! Kate Winslet catch serious cough and fever, dem call am pneumonia. Na suffer for art!
• Wetsuit Wahala: Kate Winslet say she no wan wear wetsuit just to make am look real,later, she come know say she do mistake! E pain am for body!
• Na’vi Yarinya: The Na’vi language wey dem dey speak for Avatar? Na one beta language master siddon invent am finish, e even get grammar rules like proper language! No be small thing!
• Titanic 2.0: The people wey do the film go build the Titanic ship again, almost the same size as the real one! Fear money!
• “I be King of the World!”: That loud kain talk wey everybody sabi? Na Leo DiCaprio just talk am from hin head for set o! E no dey for script! Shakara!
• Cameron Patient Papi: Oga Cameron write the Avatar story since 1994 but say make hin wait small until technology come catch up! Him sabi plan!
• Pandora Mountain Inspiration: Those mountains for Pandora wey dey float for air like say dem no get weight? Na from one place for China dem see am get the idea o! China get level!
• Cameron Nearly Drink Water: As Oga Cameron dey film another movie wey dem call The Abyss, hin air just finish for underwater! Small thing hin for follow fish live there! God save am!
• One Scene, Big Money: Just the part where the Titanic ship dey sink inside water alone cost $40 million! Dat money fit do one full small film finish o! Craze!
• Sigourney Big Lungs: Aunty Sigourney hold hin breath for inside water for over 6 minutes as dem dey film Avatar: The Way of Water! Na mermaid be this? Abeg breathe!
• Heart of the Ocean for Real: That big blue diamond necklace wey dey for the film? Dem go make correct one with real blue diamonds wey cost over $20 million! Make I faint! E too much!
• North Korea Ban: North Korea say dem no wan see Titanic film for their country o! Dem say e too much like oyinbo people style! Kim Jong Un no like am!
• NASA Handwork: The way dem film the actors wey turn to Avatar people come from technology wey NASA first use for space something! Beta connection!
• “Pandora Blues” Sickness: Some people come dey feel somehow for body, like say dem sad, after dem watch Avatar because dem see say their own Earth no fine reach Pandora world! Na wetin film cause be that! Wonders!