Dis no be normal speedster beef again
Na Wally West don go siddon for cosmic throne like person wey enter God-mode and say “make I use treadmill run the universe small”
If Reverse-Flash think say na him be main character, him just chop Mobius Chair upgrade enter side quest like Jollof wey no win wedding party
Make we scatter this matter like superhero roast with cosmic gist and cruise full everywhere
Strength and Power
Speed Force vs Negative Speed Force na like light dey fight with angry light Normally dem go dey punch each other like say physics don give up and hide under bed
Wally already sabi Speed Force like DJ wey dey mix time and molecule together Then e climb Mobius Chair and turn to cosmic nerd wey get cheat code
E no just dey fast again na now e be reality IT guy wey dey edit existence like Google Doc
Edge: Wally West
Why: That Chair no give am muscle oh but e sharp pass person wey fit scatter your body from atom level
Speed and Reflexes
Both of dem fast pass your Wi-Fi wey no dey load Netflix But Wally dey jog around time, death, and even common sense
Thawne dey run on pure hate like person wey drink 5 Red Bull with vex
But Wally for that Chair? E dey see past, present, and future like say na trailer e don already watch
Sneak attack for here? Na like throw stone give person wey don watch full movie and read part two
Edge: Wally West
Why: Speed dey cool but if you fit see everything before e happen, Thawne’s ambush na like floppy disk for space war
Combat Skill
Dem no be karate champion oh Dem dey fight like “make I run you until your atoms confuse”
Thawne fight like evil mosquito always dey poke where e go pain
But Mobius Chair Wally? E don download the fight already E dey watch replay of the fight before bell ring
Every Thawne combo, every wicked smile, Wally don store am
Edge: Wally West
Why: E no need kung fu when e get cosmic ESPN to predict all Thawne shady plans
Durability and Stamina
Dem two strong sotey dem fit watch all DC crises back-to-back without blink
Thawne be like “you no fit kill me, I no sabi wetin death mean”
But that Chair wey Wally get na like cosmic HMO plan
You erase am from time? Cute. E go rewrite am back like Word document with auto-save
Edge: Wally West
Why: Thawne hard to kill, but Wally hard to even exist near when him chair dey warp reality
Intelligence and Tactics
Thawne na future nerd wey use him brain do wickedness Like PhD in how to destroy Barry Allen’s joy
Wally normally na “vibe over plan” guy But once Chair enter the gist, baba turn to cosmic Google
Any trap Thawne set, Wally don already prepare reverse trap with ego-destroying time loop
Edge: Wally West
Why: Thawne dey smart but Wally dey play twelve-chess while Thawne still dey arrange board
Gear and Abilities
Wally get Speed Force powers, e fit steal speed, phase, heal, time travel
Thawne own dey add confusion join with paradox blocking
But Wally say “Hold my cosmic chair”
Chair give am power to control fundamental laws, know everything, and predict your next sneeze
Comparing this na like nuclear reactor vs torchlight
Edge: Wally West
Why: That Chair na Swiss army knife of cosmic power, Thawne own na ordinary screwdriver
Battle Feats
Wally don run sotey e break reality, greet death, push multiverse like treadmill
Thawne dey use timelines play rough play like pesin wey dey lick pain for fun
But Mobius Chair Wally? Na like Wally plus Stardust protein
Universal feats dey come like light breakfast
Edge: Wally West
Why: E resume read like “Did everything better pass your fave villain”
Adaptability and Survival
Carry Wally go Thawne’s dark universe, e go fix everything before opening credit
Carry Thawne come Wally side, e go just dey dodge karma
The Chair no dey fear plot holes or physics, na e be the plot
Edge: Wally West
Why: E be cosmic chameleon with Wikipedia for multiverse
Weaknesses and Plot Holes
Wally weakness na say e too love people and e dey care like Nollywood character
Thawne dey chop that love dey turn am to emotional damage buffet
But once Chair enter, Wally don see betrayal even before Thawne press send
No tears, no trap, just pure cosmic sense
Edge: Reverse-Flash (only if Chair no dey)
Why: Chair Wally no get emotional glitch, e be untouchable cosmic laptop with no virus
Prep Time Battle
Wally with prep time don already see plan, backup plan, and Plan Z
E no dey prepare, e dey decide
Thawne with prep time go plant trap everywhere but Wally Chair go just say “cute plan, here’s my win”
No surprise, just cosmic checkmate
Edge: Wally West
Why: E dey win for timeline wey even Thawne never imagine
Verse Advantage Battles
Thawne for Wally universe: Wally don track am from different dimension before e go start speech
Wally for Thawne universe: Wally go repair the nonsense and maybe give Thawne therapist referral
Edge: Wally West
Why: E no just win, e dey redecorate your reality
Final Verdict
Winner: Wally West with Mobius Chair
Dis fight no fair abeg na Wally with cosmic gym steroids vs Thawne wey borrow speed and vex
Without Chair? Na war full of paradox and trauma
With Chair? Wally don end fight before referee shout “Go!”
Your Turn
Who go win for your own multiverse? Vote below and drop your timeline-scattering hot takes
Just know say if you vote Thawne, you fit dey talk from one timeline wey Wally don already delete for cruise
Key Points
- Wally West na di fastest Flash You see am? E fast pass jet, e fast pass bullet, e fast pass even di person wey dey talk this thing! E don outrun teleportation, outrun death (wey go just dey scratch head, ‘How dis guy do am?’), and even outrun time itself. Na like e dey tell time say, ‘Oga, I dey ahead of you!’
- Reverse-Flash get hin own Speed Force While all oda speedsters dey tap from di main Speed Force like public light, Thawne get hin own private generator: di Negative Speed Force. Na like e build hin own dark corner for speed, wey get black market speed for sale and immunity to all di normal Speed Force wahala. Wicked!
- Wally West don siddon for Mobius Chair before E don take a cosmic joyride for dat ultimate grand sofa. E come get nigh-omniscience, meaning e fit see all di kain yeye fashion dem wear for history, all at once! Imagine di shock for hin eyes!
- Thawne dey craze for Barry Allen matter Dis one no be just fanboy love, na pure obsession. E been dey look up to Barry, before e come sabi say hin destiny na to be Barry’s biggest headache. Their relationship for Facebook go be ‘It’s Complicated, and very, very dangerous.’
- Wally West fit steal speed You know when your phone battery just die when you need am most? Na so Wally dey do to people’s speed. E fit drain kinetic energy from anybody, even oda speedsters, wey go just dey stand still like statue while e dey zoom past. No respect!
- Reverse-Flash fit delete history Dis guy na di ultimate cosmic editor, e fit change di past like small pikin dey play for Snapchat. Him biggest ‘edit’? Na Flashpoint, wey just press reset button for di whole DC Universe. Yawa don gas!
- Wally West don blend with di Speed Force before At one time, e just turn to di living embodiment of speed itself. E been dey so fast, e probably send ‘out of office’ messages across di whole universe.
- Thawne don vanish from existence plenty times But you know dat stubborn fly wey no dey ever die? Na so Thawne be. E always find hin way back because e be paradox. E be like di cockroach of di timeline, you no fit truly comot am.
- Wally West don beat cosmic ogas When you fast pass light, e be like punching reality-bending super-yeye people na just normal Tuesday work. E don drop plenty big boys like Superboy-Prime, wey probably just need proper spanking.
- Reverse-Flash fit create time remnants Why you go fight one Flash when you fit send a whole squad of yourself? Thawne fit make plenty versions of himself from different times. Na di ultimate ‘divide and conquer’ move, if ‘conquer’ mean ‘make Barry Allen vex reach hin bone’.
Fun Facts
- Wally West don run faster pass instant teleportation before E don outrun person wey fit teleport instantly across dimensions. Clearly, Wally no believe in ‘sharp-sharp’, e believe in ‘I go reach dere before you even cough!’
- Reverse-Flash don try to claim Flash title for Barry Allen before For one story, after dem think say Barry don kpai, Thawne try to take hin place and be di ‘real’ Flash. Wetin happen? E no work. Na like cover band wey dey try replace Wizkid, but with more killing and time travel.
- Wally West’s suit been just pure Speed Force energy before Forget designer clothes, Wally just dey form hin clothes with pure speed! I swear, hin laundry day must be too easy.
- Thawne don target Barry Allen’s pikin dem for oda timeline before Because nothing dey tell person ‘I hate you’ like trying to delete hin whole family tree from existence. Dis guy too serious for wickedness.
- Wally West don outrun di Big Bang before Yes o, e just zoom pass di universe origin story! E probably dey complain about di food after.
- Reverse-Flash don vanish from timeline but e still dey there E no be just person, na like an error message for reality wey no dey ever clear. ‘Error 404: Thawne not found, again!’
- Wally West don enter inside Speed Force completely before For some time, dem think say e don lost inside di Speed Force forever, just to show how powerful e be.
- Thawne fit vibrate hin body to pass through things E fit pass through walls, solid objects, and probably even your mama’s vex when she dey eye you!
- Wally West don run across whole galaxy in seconds E don collect plenty intergalactic frequent flyer points! Take that, Starship!
- Reverse-Flash don manipulate Barry’s memory before E change Barry’s past, make am believe say Thawne na hin best paddy. Imagine di awkward family reunion! ‘You remember when we been be bros, Barry? No? Oh, I delete dat part.’
- Wally West don outrun di Black Racer (Death itself) Death come for am, and Wally just give am di ‘catch me if you fit’ challenge. Turns out, Death no sabi run race.
- Thawne once make Barry Allen kill hin own mama E play real bad juju, manipulate things so Barry, wey been try save hin mama, na hin come cause her death. Wicked pass devil!
- Wally West once swallow di whole Speed Force for body E become di walking, talking, super-speeding embodiment of everything fast for di universe. E probably finish all Netflix series for one nanosecond.
- Reverse-Flash fit dey outside time E be like say e don master super-hero level procrastination. Why follow normal time when you fit just chill for di eternal void, dey plan wicked deeds?
- Wally West once run so fast e break physics rules E just spoil reality by going for small jog. Physics teachers everywhere probably get headache just thinking about am!
